Bold the ones you've done.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink.
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula petted one, cared for it while it died...
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it Daily.
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment During sex. TMI! TMI! right after having, let's say, a vaginal expulsion of air. And laughing makes it worse!!!!
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can Daily. I'm a mom, remember?
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster I tried to like them. I hate them. I rode three.
35. Hit a home run Playing baseball with siblings and neighbor kids.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking Daily.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day It was a New York accent.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states Not even close.
41. Taken care of someone who was shit faced And had the same done for me.
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign I stole a fallout shelter sign from one of my sister, who stole it from our older brother, who committed the felony in the first place.
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your cds They have to be alphabetized then sorted by date of album.
57. Pretended to be a superhero I have kids. I get to pretend to be different things all the time. Today alone I was a kitten, a baby, a skunk, a monster, and a tree.
58. Sung karaoke One of my sisters is way into this so I go with her. I sing Hotel California or Enter Sandman.
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror.
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Created and named your own constellation of stars
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking Daily.
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart Doubt it. They were probably glad to be rid of me.
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone just one. middle finger, playing basketball.
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours coming off of speed...also taking xanax and smoking pot...
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about You think people listen to me?
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and the Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating Just fish.
137. Skipped all your school reunions I've skipped my five-and ten-year reunions so far.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146: Dyed your hair
147: Been a DJ
148: Shaved your head no, but other peoples'
149: Caused a car accident
150: Saved someone's life
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Interview with a Sex Goddess!!
I decided to interview Mary Brown, a Goddess with Athena's home novelties...She is also one of my sisters! This is educational folks, not just about sex sex sex...
Introduce yourself, please:
Let me tell you a little about me......
I have been married for about 7 yrs, I have 3 beautiful daughters, age 19 (step daughter), and twins, age 16. I have one dog, 3 cats, one ferret, one snake.
Growing up in the mid 70s to mid 80s, Sex was supposed to be for after marriage. Unfortunately, I was raped at age 17 while visiting a friend at a local college. At that point, sex became negative for me. I learned to close myself off and engaged in meaningless relationships, and not enjoy sex! Eventually, through lots of therapy, I emerged with a healthier sense of well being and a healthier outlook on sex. And now I research sex and I attend workshops regularly on sex education. I also really enjoy SEX and I want everyone (over 18!) to enjoy it themselves, with or without a partner!
1. Sex is fun. Is it good for me?
Yes, there are many healthy benefits of having sex. Hormones released during sex can help your mood, your skin and your general well being.
2. You are an Athena's Goddess. What do you do? Do you have a website?
I have been with Athenas for 4 yrs now. I love the fact that I have an official degree that names me as a "Goddess". That way if my husband gives me a hard time, I just pull it out and say:"I'm a Goddess, you are a mere mortal. Be gone with you!" My website is www.athenashn.com/701
I introduce many different products that Athenas carries during a live presentation in someone's home, or wherever. I've done parties in a bagel shop, at a camp ground and in a mansion.
One of the reason I decided to become a Goddess, was because I could also be a sex educator. Sex always interested me. People's reactions to it have varied based on culture, generation, religion. We are taught in school to use proper protection, guard against pregnancy, pretty much the message sent across is negative. Woman have been told throughout history that sex is dirty or wrong. I am trying to change that misconception, one party at a time! To let woman know, it is ok to touch yourself. I present all products tastefully and give suggestions on how to have a better sex life, with your partner or with yourself. Orgasms are good for you!
3. Do you just have parties for slutty 20-somethings with perky boobs? What kind of customers do you have?
I have many different customers! As long as they are over 18. My guest have been male, female, bi, lesbian, gay, heterosexual. The ages range from 18-72. The norm at my party is between 25-35, women.
4. Do you just sell dildos and sex toys? What if I invite my mother in law to a party? Is it all just sex sex sex that you talk about?
I sell relationship enhancement products. We have a wide range...and yes something even for your mother in law. We have very high quality spa products, nice fun romantic props, such as scented rose petals along with different items that buzz. We explain the different orgasms a woman or man can have and how to achieve them, using our products. We offer suggestions to add the spark back into a relationship that might be lacking it. Having the party with your friends and family opens up another means of communication and women feel more comfortable asking questions that they've always wondered about....and they also realize that they are "normal" based on experiences others might share.
5. Is sex MORE than just dicks and pussies and orgasms? Whatever do you mean?
Of course! We have many different erogenous zones on our body! Just gazing into your lovers eyes can cause chemicals reactions....our skin will flush...our heart beat quicken...even if you do not have an orgasm every time, sharing the passion with another person still can be rewarding. It is another bond of closeness.
6. Let's discuss sex toys. What kinds are there? Are they just for my pleasure, or do you have ones for my husband? What about things we can use together?
There are bullets, dildos, vibrators, sleeves, s and m, positioning....porn, the list goes on and on!
I have many different items for women, and quite a few for men and more for couples to share! We have the masturbation sleeves for men, however, they can definitely use a lot of our toys in various ways. Men like buzzing too! Have a party and I can explain how! The couples toys would be the penis rings, the positioning items and some of the romance enhancement items, such as games or the rose petals....massage candles are great too for couples!
7. What other things do you sell that could make my sex life as a married woman with children as exciting as it was when I was young and daring?
It is hard for woman when they have children to set time aside for sex. Often we are so tired, that we put sex on the back burner. Sex is too important to leave out of your life. Allow yourself to take time out for either self play or share with your husband when YOU want it...the idea here is to communicate that you do want sex, but at this point, it needs to be more on your schedule than his, especially if you are running around, chasing kids all day. Try to also plan a date out with your partner at least 2 times a month. Try little silly things, such as wearing no undies to dinner and letting him know halfway through the meal. Or pull over somewhere and JUST MAKE OUT....this is especially hot...and brings you back to your younger years..role play, experiment with toys and light s&m...sex is a very important part of a relationship and once it becomes negative for one partner, it does impact the entire relationship.
8. How should I clean my sex toys? If I get a yeast infection, do I have to burn them?
You should be cleaning your toys after every single "event" I recommend mighty tidy toy cleaner which is anti bacterial, and anti fungal. Some people say soap and water, the only issue with that is that the soap can wear down the quality of a toy and it does not take care of the fungus.....if you have a yeast infection, clean your toy with mighty tidy and you can use it again.
9. My husband says thank you again for the "Good Head." Will you explain what he means before people think you are blowing him?
hahahha, "Good Head" is wonderful way to help your male partner achieve a tingly, quick orgasm. I think its funny that people think that anyway. let them think you're a freak. who cares?? hahahha
I will explain here, it is something that can go on him and also in my mouth, and we use the cinnamon flavor...it makes him taste like candy to me, and he just loves it, as I'm sure most men would!
10. My doctor says it is safe for me to have sex all through my pregnancy. Can I use sex toys too?
Of course! Just keep them clean and no double dipping! Pick a hole and stay with it.
Orgasms are good for strengthening the PC muscle, which is used during delivery!
Thank you, Mary!
Introduce yourself, please:
Let me tell you a little about me......
I have been married for about 7 yrs, I have 3 beautiful daughters, age 19 (step daughter), and twins, age 16. I have one dog, 3 cats, one ferret, one snake.
Growing up in the mid 70s to mid 80s, Sex was supposed to be for after marriage. Unfortunately, I was raped at age 17 while visiting a friend at a local college. At that point, sex became negative for me. I learned to close myself off and engaged in meaningless relationships, and not enjoy sex! Eventually, through lots of therapy, I emerged with a healthier sense of well being and a healthier outlook on sex. And now I research sex and I attend workshops regularly on sex education. I also really enjoy SEX and I want everyone (over 18!) to enjoy it themselves, with or without a partner!
1. Sex is fun. Is it good for me?
Yes, there are many healthy benefits of having sex. Hormones released during sex can help your mood, your skin and your general well being.
2. You are an Athena's Goddess. What do you do? Do you have a website?
I have been with Athenas for 4 yrs now. I love the fact that I have an official degree that names me as a "Goddess". That way if my husband gives me a hard time, I just pull it out and say:"I'm a Goddess, you are a mere mortal. Be gone with you!" My website is www.athenashn.com/701
I introduce many different products that Athenas carries during a live presentation in someone's home, or wherever. I've done parties in a bagel shop, at a camp ground and in a mansion.
One of the reason I decided to become a Goddess, was because I could also be a sex educator. Sex always interested me. People's reactions to it have varied based on culture, generation, religion. We are taught in school to use proper protection, guard against pregnancy, pretty much the message sent across is negative. Woman have been told throughout history that sex is dirty or wrong. I am trying to change that misconception, one party at a time! To let woman know, it is ok to touch yourself. I present all products tastefully and give suggestions on how to have a better sex life, with your partner or with yourself. Orgasms are good for you!
3. Do you just have parties for slutty 20-somethings with perky boobs? What kind of customers do you have?
I have many different customers! As long as they are over 18. My guest have been male, female, bi, lesbian, gay, heterosexual. The ages range from 18-72. The norm at my party is between 25-35, women.
4. Do you just sell dildos and sex toys? What if I invite my mother in law to a party? Is it all just sex sex sex that you talk about?
I sell relationship enhancement products. We have a wide range...and yes something even for your mother in law. We have very high quality spa products, nice fun romantic props, such as scented rose petals along with different items that buzz. We explain the different orgasms a woman or man can have and how to achieve them, using our products. We offer suggestions to add the spark back into a relationship that might be lacking it. Having the party with your friends and family opens up another means of communication and women feel more comfortable asking questions that they've always wondered about....and they also realize that they are "normal" based on experiences others might share.
5. Is sex MORE than just dicks and pussies and orgasms? Whatever do you mean?
Of course! We have many different erogenous zones on our body! Just gazing into your lovers eyes can cause chemicals reactions....our skin will flush...our heart beat quicken...even if you do not have an orgasm every time, sharing the passion with another person still can be rewarding. It is another bond of closeness.
6. Let's discuss sex toys. What kinds are there? Are they just for my pleasure, or do you have ones for my husband? What about things we can use together?
There are bullets, dildos, vibrators, sleeves, s and m, positioning....porn, the list goes on and on!
I have many different items for women, and quite a few for men and more for couples to share! We have the masturbation sleeves for men, however, they can definitely use a lot of our toys in various ways. Men like buzzing too! Have a party and I can explain how! The couples toys would be the penis rings, the positioning items and some of the romance enhancement items, such as games or the rose petals....massage candles are great too for couples!
7. What other things do you sell that could make my sex life as a married woman with children as exciting as it was when I was young and daring?
It is hard for woman when they have children to set time aside for sex. Often we are so tired, that we put sex on the back burner. Sex is too important to leave out of your life. Allow yourself to take time out for either self play or share with your husband when YOU want it...the idea here is to communicate that you do want sex, but at this point, it needs to be more on your schedule than his, especially if you are running around, chasing kids all day. Try to also plan a date out with your partner at least 2 times a month. Try little silly things, such as wearing no undies to dinner and letting him know halfway through the meal. Or pull over somewhere and JUST MAKE OUT....this is especially hot...and brings you back to your younger years..role play, experiment with toys and light s&m...sex is a very important part of a relationship and once it becomes negative for one partner, it does impact the entire relationship.
8. How should I clean my sex toys? If I get a yeast infection, do I have to burn them?
You should be cleaning your toys after every single "event" I recommend mighty tidy toy cleaner which is anti bacterial, and anti fungal. Some people say soap and water, the only issue with that is that the soap can wear down the quality of a toy and it does not take care of the fungus.....if you have a yeast infection, clean your toy with mighty tidy and you can use it again.
9. My husband says thank you again for the "Good Head." Will you explain what he means before people think you are blowing him?
hahahha, "Good Head" is wonderful way to help your male partner achieve a tingly, quick orgasm. I think its funny that people think that anyway. let them think you're a freak. who cares?? hahahha
I will explain here, it is something that can go on him and also in my mouth, and we use the cinnamon flavor...it makes him taste like candy to me, and he just loves it, as I'm sure most men would!
10. My doctor says it is safe for me to have sex all through my pregnancy. Can I use sex toys too?
Of course! Just keep them clean and no double dipping! Pick a hole and stay with it.
Orgasms are good for strengthening the PC muscle, which is used during delivery!
Thank you, Mary!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Cheap diapers and Muffin has a co-conspirator.
I found a fantastic deal on AIOs, (All in one's, for those who don't know, are cover/diaper/liner/etc in one piece. Similar to disposables in shape. Great for daddies and babysitters) adorable and soft, and I can't wait to try them out. Check out Willowbuns. I got mine for $8!!! Brand new AIO for $8!! They normally cost about $20, you can find them at a range, but usually if you want to pay less than $10 apiece, you are looking at used ones. If that sounds pricey, consider the price of a pack of diapers that you will just throw away...and how many times you will use the AIO before the kid outgrows it...and if you have kids after that, they can use it too...
So Muffin had been getting curious...turns out he has a new little girlfriend. She's the new girl in class. And apparently, he's going to marry her, because "She lets me touch her private parts."
And it isn't just HIM, I think, he's not just cornering this girl and saying, let me. She's been asking him to. I think she's letting all the little boys do this.
So the other little girl he'd been "in love" with for months and months, they'd play together and hang out with each other every day...she gets dumped for the girl who puts out.
I didn't think I'd be dealing with this for at least another TEN years!!!
Anyway, when I found out, I asked the teachers to please keep an eye on them and not let them wander off alone together...behind the bike shed on the playground seems to be where they are out of the teacher's sight.
And this morning, I met the little girl and her mother on my way in...I told her mother I was Muffin's Mommy, and that he wanted to marry her...I said, oh, that's the new girlfriend...I did not say, oh that's the little hussy....!
So Muffin had been getting curious...turns out he has a new little girlfriend. She's the new girl in class. And apparently, he's going to marry her, because "She lets me touch her private parts."
And it isn't just HIM, I think, he's not just cornering this girl and saying, let me. She's been asking him to. I think she's letting all the little boys do this.
So the other little girl he'd been "in love" with for months and months, they'd play together and hang out with each other every day...she gets dumped for the girl who puts out.
I didn't think I'd be dealing with this for at least another TEN years!!!
Anyway, when I found out, I asked the teachers to please keep an eye on them and not let them wander off alone together...behind the bike shed on the playground seems to be where they are out of the teacher's sight.
And this morning, I met the little girl and her mother on my way in...I told her mother I was Muffin's Mommy, and that he wanted to marry her...I said, oh, that's the new girlfriend...I did not say, oh that's the little hussy....!
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