Cheap diapers and Muffin has a co-conspirator.

I found a fantastic deal on AIOs, (All in one's, for those who don't know, are cover/diaper/liner/etc in one piece. Similar to disposables in shape. Great for daddies and babysitters) adorable and soft, and I can't wait to try them out. Check out Willowbuns. I got mine for $8!!! Brand new AIO for $8!! They normally cost about $20, you can find them at a range, but usually if you want to pay less than $10 apiece, you are looking at used ones. If that sounds pricey, consider the price of a pack of diapers that you will just throw away...and how many times you will use the AIO before the kid outgrows it...and if you have kids after that, they can use it too...
So Muffin had been getting curious...turns out he has a new little girlfriend. She's the new girl in class. And apparently, he's going to marry her, because "She lets me touch her private parts."
And it isn't just HIM, I think, he's not just cornering this girl and saying, let me. She's been asking him to. I think she's letting all the little boys do this.
So the other little girl he'd been "in love" with for months and months, they'd play together and hang out with each other every day...she gets dumped for the girl who puts out.
I didn't think I'd be dealing with this for at least another TEN years!!!
Anyway, when I found out, I asked the teachers to please keep an eye on them and not let them wander off alone together...behind the bike shed on the playground seems to be where they are out of the teacher's sight.
And this morning, I met the little girl and her mother on my way in...I told her mother I was Muffin's Mommy, and that he wanted to marry her...I said, oh, that's the new girlfriend...I did not say, oh that's the little hussy....!